Waaaattt

Hey LJ,
my long lost relative
my former roomate
my best friend's parole officer
my hurse driver
my coca cola can
my free-basing coke addicted fiend
my free movie pass
my bedpost's new girlfriend
my house's ex girlfriend
my peanut butter jar's fuck-buddy
my love. <3
(P.s. dont get any ideas, these arnt rational thoughts, they're random)

how are you?
I'm alright. auctually no im not, stop fucking asking me that. you're a whore and you're worthless, LJ. If it were legal I'd stab you like i did to lego men when I was 7. with their crummy haircuts, snooty attitude, and unchanging face. (you couldnt really stab them, but you could shove it where their legs and stomach connected, and feel like a big man.) but seriously, im doin good :) Classes are going ok, theres 2 tests tomorrow, of which im clearly studying for as you can see also some math homework which I plan on doing.......... OR MAYBE ILL DO THIS..

ZAM

How do you like that, Jackass?

Not very much so I dont think. Yea.
Say something

Mike jones.